Poll Expert Looking for Employment

Self-proclaimed expert on predicting election results looking for employment (preferably in France) in time for the next general election. Unsuccessful 2016 due to failure to include the “blonde-and-blatant-lying” formula into calculations. Previous experience includes: 2015 UK General Election (pred: hung parliament, res: Conservative majority); 2016 UK EU Referendum (pred: clear remain win, res: clear leave win); 2016 US Presidential Election (pred: clear Democrat win, res: that maniac Trump). Education: A university degree from somewhere, anywhere – still more qualified than Corbyn…

 

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