Putin Tests Positive for Steroids



It has been revealed that Russian President Vladimir Putin was not aware of the systematic doping of Russian athletes, for he too was tested positive for steroids. Russians are now starting to doubt the authenticity of photos released by the Kremlin of  their beloved leader riding horses, grizzly bears and great white sharks. It has sparked a sharp decrease in his popularity ratings, from 100% to 99%, and on his Facebook page too.


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