Trump’s Encounter With the Devil

Much of the world will by now know that the world’s largest supply of weapons and “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic” voters are under the authority of President Trump. However, what is less known is that a secret inauguration is said to have been held after theofficial one. Trump is said to have made a Faustus style-deal with the devil, and consequently was sworn in as Commander–in-chief of the USA, and the legions of Hell. The Lord for Darkness himself reportedly administered the oath, with Trump tweeting, “Satan is a great guy, real leader and I see a great relationship forming.” Voters of the President have swarmed to their leader’s support stating that the depiction of the devil in the





Bible is yet another case of a Clinton controlled media, and that they can’t wait to join Donald there after his
assassination. The rest of the world waits, and silently hopes they do.



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