We are very skilled presenters and would relish the opportunity to work for SPIT. We have years of experience in the field and a highlight has to be us mistakenly awarding the Oscar for the ‘Best Picture’ category to ‘La La Land’ in 2017. If you are planning to expand your entertainment to breakfast–time television, we would love to present the show for you. We promise to never undermine the integrity of SPIT. Otherwise we will have to look for employment elsewhere—considering our new found knack for making up news, maybe we would be well suited to the Trump Administration.
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