BORDER GUARD JOB VACANCY

We are looking to recruit a number of diverse (but not too diverse), energetic and enthusiastic people (preferably men, obviously!) to keep our great nation safe. To the south, a great hoard of criminals, minorities and other sinners are constantly trying to infiltrate our society in search of safety and in the hope of a better life. STOP THEM.
Thankfully, we are about to receive a lot more funding, and that means we can recruit more like minded individuals.  If you are prone to sudden bouts of extreme violence with often fatal consequences: join. If you are a barely closeted racist, but can just about make it through your post-suspension apology press statement: sign up.  Job role involves ridding the USA of minorities, and with possible progression against pro-choice and gun-law campaigner. Exceptional candidates can expect a role in the Republican party within 10-12 years.

 

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