Last week it was discovered that what looked like a normal rabbit hole in Shropshire, was actually a complex tunnel system. After one hour of searching, a chocolate mouthed, pot-bellied Jeremy Corbyn was discovered rolling in his secret stash of chocolate. At SPIT we are very happy to have concluded our long and arduous search for the supposed Labour Leader, and if Corbyn’s hopes to be Prime Minister were not already dashed, they certainly are now.  In another branch of the tunnel system  searchers also found an estimated £350 million—which is believed to be the money that was promised to be spent on the NHS by the Brexit camp.  SPIT’s hunt for Corbyn is finally over.



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