THIS WEEK IN ALTERNATIVE NUMBERS

 

1 second

The amount of time it took Jeremy Corbyn soil himself  upon the  snap election being announced.

96%

The percentage of people who cannot place Gibraltar on a map, despite arguing that the rock should be dragged out of the EU with the UK.

8

The number of white men that it took to use Black Lives Matter as a
commercial tool.

 

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