BREAKING: PRINCE PHILIP IS WEIRD

The Maily Dail  this month expressed anger over Prince Philip’s access to his grand-daughter, Charlotte. The paper questioned why ‘our Kate’ was granting her parents more time with the spoilt child? When SPIT approached ‘our Will and Kate’ over the truly shocking issue that is on everyone’s lips this week, the answer was quite simple. Kate told us, ‘Well, my mummy and daddy are normal, whereas Philip is a bit weird, I don’t want him near my children.’ Will nodded his head in agreement, saying, ‘She’s not wrong, is she?’ SPIT did not comment, and would like to make clear we neither agree or disagree with the royal statement.

 

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