WILD BOARS INTO WARS?

The US military are considering sending trained wild boars to Syria to fight ISIS. Last week, a wild boar rose to fame after taking out three ISIS belligerents, and is believed to now display more medals on his chest than a young North Korean soldier. President Trump said that wild boars are “aggressive but cute”, and therefore should be capable of winning the hearts and minds of the Syrian people. Winning hearts and minds expert, Tony Blair, said the decision was insane, exclaiming “pigs will fly before boars are used in the war-zone”. Worth a go, isn’t it?

 

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