MAY SLITHERS PAST SENATE HOUSE

Teresa may claims she is yet to receive a Facebook invite to the election debate with
Jeremy Corbyn. The technical difficulty has not  been resolved, but May was not prepared to tell SPIT whether she would attend the event if the problem was fixed. The Prime Minister said, “I don’t think I can do the debate, I don’t want to commit to it in case I change my mind.” Boris Johnson has defended May in the face of heavy criticism, “She’s done more campaigning than Corbyn by miles. She’s slithered across the country like a sneaky snake.” Although May has slithered far and wide, she clearly could not slither through London to Senate House.

 

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